She said she comes from Limerick.
I thought she said “I like limericks”.
He, however, came from Labrador.
I thought he had a labrador.
“I want to visit Hungary,” said Hugh.
I told them “Hugh is hungry!”
My parents had a nice trip to Bath
but did not bring back a bath.
Brother wanted to visit Turkey
so I bought him a roasted turkey.
I met a girl from Boring, Oregon,
totally thought she meant “Oregon’s boring”.
“I’m from North Yorkshire, a place called ‘Crackpot‘…”
I said, “Thought crackpots were illegal…?”
Good Grief, Idaho
Gore is in New Zealand
There’s a Hippo in Kentucky
and a Hooker in Oklahoma
Imalone in Wisconsin
Innaloo in Perth
An Inchmore of Ireland
is Antarctica’s Inexpressible Island
Did you even know…
How long is the flight to Howlong?
There’s a New Erection in Virginia?
No Man’s Land is in England?
There’s Nowhere Else in Australia?
Obama’s in Japan.
Ogre’s in Latvia.
Pussy is in France.
Rectum is in Netherlands.
There’s a Ragged Ass Road in Canada
and Searchlight’s in Nevada.
Arizona has a Surprise
and England’s got a Thong.
All these names make me Uncertain, Texas
but Zap, North Dakota
Whynot, North Carolina?